Whenever I see those “birthmarks show where you last died in a previous life” posts I sit there in wonder b/c like…
My birthmark is a bit above my tailbone
Did I die??????
Mine is literally in between my buttcheeks and it looks like I didnt wipe myself
Now I’m curious
I want to be nicole richie when I grow up.
If this gets 10,000 notes by the end of summer I’ll run into class on the first day of school with a piece of toast in my mouth like that freaking anime cliche.
((Posting this since I was dared and my posts don’t get notes so I’m safe.))
friend you are going to be so sorry you ever posted this i will spend every waking moment reblogging this i will get you those 10,000 notes
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever
i wish i was ridiculously fucking hot