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Hi I'm Cheyann and I'm the Queen of this domain
I track the tag #baconandegberts !!! anons are gr8 and my instagram is satansbestie
She/her or they/them pronouns!!!

asahinaaoi:

d3dans:

Whenever I see those “birthmarks show where you last died in a previous life” posts I sit there in wonder b/c like…

My birthmark is a bit above my tailbone

How???

Did I die??????

Mine is literally in between my buttcheeks and it looks like I didnt wipe myself
Now I’m curious

funkies:

I want to be nicole richie when I grow up. 

(Source: genarowlands, via the-pietriarchy)

iamthepikachubatman:

demigrump:

If this gets 10,000 notes by the end of summer I’ll run into class on the first day of school with a piece of toast in my mouth like that freaking anime cliche.

((Posting this since I was dared and my posts don’t get notes so I’m safe.))

friend you are going to be so sorry you ever posted this i will spend every waking moment reblogging this i will get you those 10,000 notes

(via blank-still-sleeping)

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

(via puniest-god)

wontyouletmeseeyousmile:


// F A L L I N G F O R Y O U //

can’t stop won’t stop
who knew i could embroider a lipstick stain?

wontyouletmeseeyousmile:

// F A L L I N G F O R Y O U //

can’t stop won’t stop

who knew i could embroider a lipstick stain?

(via couldbecalifornia)

i wish i was ridiculously fucking hot

(Source: dulzet, via shingeki-no-kyojohn)

daxterattano:

xxsfvxx:

hipsterinatardis:

soratane:

[Sam gets captured for the billionth time]

Lara Croft materialized outside of the video game and took a selfie and nothing can convince me otherwise.

AMAZING!

wow

daxterattano:

xxsfvxx:

hipsterinatardis:

soratane:

[Sam gets captured for the billionth time]

Lara Croft materialized outside of the video game and took a selfie and nothing can convince me otherwise.

AMAZING!

wow

(via theheyrobots)

theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

(Source: averagebritishteenager, via homostuckstrider)